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a funny joke November 19th, 2008
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
So punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death
Tags: humor, joke, panda
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it wasn’t me. November 8th, 2008
so I was browsing the Strand Book Stall website the other day, and I noticed this. Now I know I love books et al; but this seemed a *little bit* over the top!
Tags: Books, errors, funny, observations
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